Astrology - Taught by Sakkaku Yume

Joey brought out a tape recorder his older incarnation left behind. He liked replaying the part where Rena says "Fuck you!" He must have pissed her off real good. Bitch deserves it. He then takes out his laptop and opens up Google Drive. Joey sure did enjoy future internet tech.

Looks down at the scruffy notebook, then sighs, opening it and doodling.

"Joey, put that away. Levi, doodle and i will throw you against the frickin wall." Eye twitches.

Looks up, then stops doodling.

"Why? I'm taking notes, not screwing around."

"Sigh, whatever. If your caught fucking around on that computer, i won't let you use it."

"Tell that to somebody who needs it," he replies looking at Levi.

Looks at him then at the teacher.

"Anyway, the basic normal zodiac.

To put the zodiac in a nutshell, it is basically Belt built around the heavens around 8° either side of the ecliptic, which includes the placements of the Sun, Moon and the most familiar planets. These all follow a certain path each across the celestial sphere across the year. The zodiac is basically a celestial coordinate system, or to be more specific, an ecliptic coordinate system. We call the twelve divisions in this system, the zodiac signs.

It was first mainly used in the roman-era, and the name zodiac derives from Latin zōdiacus, which comes from the greek meaning of "circle of animals." Each animal is assigned with a planet, as well as a period of time and unique traits. It is said in fortune telling that when a individual is born on a certain date, it will belong to one of the 12 zodiac signs . in return, this means that the traits of the specific zodiac sign is known to be owned by the individual also.

Fortune telling via the zodiac signs is done by watching the celestial sphere and watch the positions of the planets in the solar system, taking note in which area it belongs to and which, what we call, "house" it has entered. A house is basically a designated area for a specific sign. Once a certain planet has entered the house, it is known to affect the individual in some way. As each sign is designated a planet, the traits of that planet will be transferred to the sign that has that planet enter their house. For example, a sensitive Pisces owns the planet neptune, and if neptune enters the Leos house, the Leo will have some confliction of some sort or have a time in this month where they will become sensitive to a situation.

Are you guys ready to move on." She says, scanning the room.

Nods as she frantically copies down notes.

Joey typed away, then pulled up his own daily horoscope.

[Graciously accept the praise you receive - you deserve it] the last line said.

"Fuckin' right I do." he thought to himself.

Gives them a second to write down more notes. "By the way, you'll get homework today. Its just 1 question, so i expect you to do it."


(My homeworks are alittle different to Renas, i would like them sent in PMs cause i don't want people claiming that someone copied or some shit Q_Q )

Joey finished looking over his notes, then grabbed a pair of ear buds and proceeded to start editing the recording for today's lecture.

"OI." She lunges over a book at Joeys head. "I'M NOT FINISHED YOU ASS. I'M ONLY HALF DONE."

"Then continue. I can re-open Drive can edit in new recordings later," Joey replied refusing to look at Sakku's face.

Sighing, she looks over at Levi. "You ready"

"I've been ready for ages, waiting for something interesting to happen."

"Then TELL me." Sighing, she continues with the lesson.

"So, next we are going to sum up each zodiac sign In a nutshell."

As she reads out the signs, different symbols appear on the crystal balls corresponding to the signs.

"1. ♈ First is Aries, the Ram. Known for being confident and organised. Between March 21st to April 19th.

2. ♉ Second is Taurus, the bull. Known for both being stubborn, but cool and collected. Between April 20th to may 20th.

3. ♊ Third is Gemini, the twins. Known for being always on the move and thirsty for new knowledge. Between May 21st to June 20th.

4. ♋ Fourth is Cancer, the crab. Known for being protective but having troubles from moving on past experiences. Between June 21st to July 22nd.

5. ♌ Fifth is Leo, the lion. Known for being friendly and outgoing, but also known for being quite full of themselves. Between July 23rd to August 22nd.

6. ♍ Sixth comes Virgo, the maiden. Known for being very organised and somewhat controlling. Between August 23rd to September 22nd.

7. ♎ Seventh comes Libra, the scales. Known for being natural flirts and balanced. Between September 23rd to November 21st.

8. ♏ Eighth comes Scorpio, the scorpion. Known for being seductive and having a thirst for adventure. Between October 23rd to November 21st.

9. ♐ Ninth comes Sagittarius, The centaur or Archer. Known for being optimistic and persistent. Between November 22nd to December 21st.

10. ♑ Tenth comes Capricorn, The sea goat. Known for being patient and persevering. Between December 22nd to January 19th.

11.♒ Eleventh comes Aquarius, the water-bearer. Known for being mind-oriented and intelligent. Between January 20th to February 18th.

12. ♓ Twelfth comes Pisces, the fishes. Known for being mysterious and alluring. Between February 19th to March 20th.

There has been an old poem-like extract that had been used to remember these by, which is:

The ram, the bull, the heavenly twins,
And next the crab, the lion shines,
The virgin and the scales,
The scorpion, archer, and the goat,
The man who holds the watering-pot,
And fish with glittering scales.

Alright, thats enough for this lesson. " She claps her hands, taking back the crystal balls with telekinesis and placing them back into the box, as well as the crystal ball charms.

"Your homework is to answer this question:

What is your zodiac sign and name at least 3 characteristics that i haven't mentioned by looking in your book (google.). Class dismissed! "

(remember, PM me your homeworks before the next lesson!)

Joey closed his laptop and walked out of the room, lighting two cigars at once to cope with having to deal with Levi wasting his first two and Sakku getting on his ass multiple times without any damn good reason. "*Fwooooo....* Fuck me."

Sighs, leaves after checking over her notes.

(I swear to god you guys just drain this topic .____________. )

Rena copies down all the notes and writes down the homework for the class.

( what you mean, people take too long to respond =__='''

Puts away the box and locks the tower door.

( .___. when I get on, all I see is like 3 pages of Joey and Levi annoying each other.... )

Rena sighs, "Is class over?" She asks, standing to leave.

( xD thats their problem)

"Yep, make sure you to your homework." She looks over at her desk, Reira already fast asleep.

"Yeap." Rena says, taking her leave.